The best part is that it is in nearly perfect condition which makes it possible that there is also a well preserved embryo inside so that we can identify what species it belonged to
JarJarBlunt on
Translation: “Whaaat????” “yes sir, its definitely not an ostrich’s egg, we found this incredibly preserved egg in a nest when we were on our way back from the hike” “Ohh so thats why you mfs stayed behind for like 2 hours I see”
vcek on
Does it float in water
ihaveadarkedge on
Hate to be a stickler, but that egg doesn’t look much older than, say, 65 million years. Where they get 70 from??
Darkkiller059 on
An this is when jurassic ark starts
StrosDynasty on
Dont. Hatch. The. Egg! We’ve already seen that movie.
Empty-Way-6980 on
How exactly do they know how old it is?
Therearenouniquename on
And they’re just holding it like that? Or does that even matter
So that’s where our $20 billion in tax dollars went, archaeological research 😳
Sskity on
Best 40 billion ever spent.
Whitejackal on
Am I the only one who thinks it’s ridiculous to really believe it’s 65 million years old? I mean that’s such an insane long amount of time to comprehend. I HIGHLY doubt you’re gonna find bones/ eggs fossilized or not.
FormerlyKay on
And we just touching it with our bare ass naked hands ok
umbly-bumbly on
Wouldn’t you be like ultra super careful with something like that?! Not just one person waving it around in their hand like that?!
Busy_Reflection3054 on
So I assume the yolk and anything else in the egg is gone and only the fossilized shell remains?
selemenesmilesuponme on
Sunny side up
Big_daddy_sneeze on

Lurker-Since25 on
Where do I get updates on this?
TheGreatCompromise on
Why is he touching it with his bare hands covering it in oil?
CheSwain on
Mirtha’s pet
Desperate-Address-71 on
That ought to be worth about $40 billion.
Tricky_Ad_1855 on

5medialunas on
Another day, another glory coronation
John-333 on
Forbidden omelette
withagrainofsalt1 on
Don’t drop it dude
rvmham on
EeeeeeeEEEEeeeeeeeee!
Turbulent-Debate7661 on
Hey i saw that movie!!
Senor-Cockblock on
Just raw doggin’ it with no gloves or anything?
Electrical-Reserve85 on
My first thought was Dave Chapelle’s skit back in the day 😂
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Jurassic park here we come

Why not wear gloves?? Genuine question
The best part is that it is in nearly perfect condition which makes it possible that there is also a well preserved embryo inside so that we can identify what species it belonged to
Translation: “Whaaat????” “yes sir, its definitely not an ostrich’s egg, we found this incredibly preserved egg in a nest when we were on our way back from the hike” “Ohh so thats why you mfs stayed behind for like 2 hours I see”
Does it float in water
Hate to be a stickler, but that egg doesn’t look much older than, say, 65 million years. Where they get 70 from??
An this is when jurassic ark starts
Dont. Hatch. The. Egg! We’ve already seen that movie.
How exactly do they know how old it is?
And they’re just holding it like that? Or does that even matter

Get to scrambling!
How much protine does it have?
Blursed balut
https://preview.redd.it/mfxul29l94xf1.jpeg?width=224&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2ac5fe5ee426c50f2c5240466c9b4a849fb085f5
Don’t these guys know it’s never an egg? There are two golden rules – it’s never a meteorite and it’s never a dinosaur egg
That’s going to be one hell of a fried egg butty !
Here we go
https://preview.redd.it/ujpc0om3a4xf1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9a259cb118488d3054756a830f3cc7d5b9aaa2bd
Looks kinda small
I would just crack it to see what’s inside
We should get it in return to the $40B

Casually holding it and cackling like hyenas
So that’s where our $20 billion in tax dollars went, archaeological research 😳
Best 40 billion ever spent.
Am I the only one who thinks it’s ridiculous to really believe it’s 65 million years old? I mean that’s such an insane long amount of time to comprehend. I HIGHLY doubt you’re gonna find bones/ eggs fossilized or not.
And we just touching it with our bare ass naked hands ok
Wouldn’t you be like ultra super careful with something like that?! Not just one person waving it around in their hand like that?!
So I assume the yolk and anything else in the egg is gone and only the fossilized shell remains?
Sunny side up

Where do I get updates on this?
Why is he touching it with his bare hands covering it in oil?
Mirtha’s pet
That ought to be worth about $40 billion.

Another day, another glory coronation
Forbidden omelette
Don’t drop it dude
EeeeeeeEEEEeeeeeeeee!
Hey i saw that movie!!
Just raw doggin’ it with no gloves or anything?
My first thought was Dave Chapelle’s skit back in the day 😂
https://youtu.be/gl3wAoL2pmc
https://preview.redd.it/wmaa2ulki4xf1.png?width=652&format=png&auto=webp&s=f29e5f37454ad62abe1a61fd33db7c794d5c9a1f
He should hold up a fake stunt egg, then drop it! Then bring out the real one ” ha ha got you guys!”